hey arin?
what?
can i share something with you from earlier today?
...what is it, dan?
well.
i sent you a text, early in the morning.
uh huh.
because
i have to go out of town for one weekend this month.
yeah.
and so i was like
i won't give specific dates but i was like,
do you have any preference whether I go this weekend or the next weekend?
your response.
[hehehehehehahaha]
at 9:30 in the morning.
[hehehehehehe]
Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg Jesus Christ fuck dude motherfuckin Facebook movie bullshit Jesus can you fucking believe this shit
no- no- no punctuation.
[you just made me dieeee]
random capitalization.
so i respond,
I have no idea what we're talking about right now
[yeaah]
45 minutes pass.
i get a text from you.
God damn created Facebook then fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins god damn rowing the boat fuck yo shit I can't even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man
[HAHAHAHA]
i respond,
Arin, you're scaring me
an hour passes,
you respond
Motherfucking Spider-man Spider-man you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking built shit with this bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg
I'm very tired
[HAHAHAHA, ohhh, uaahhhhaahaha]
and i'm just like,
no problem, man. I'll do most of the talking at the Grump session today
IMMEDIATE, like, response. i'm talking like five seconds later
No man I'll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spider-man crazy Winklevoss twins rowing
Trent Resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook I don't like die I can't think of who the fuck invented Facebook All I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook
and then, in all capital letters, two hours later,
MARK ZUCKERBERG