he still has heartburn, i'd have to take prilosec all the time.
unless he's...
kidding us in those commercials.
do- does he actually do..?
yeah he does those, he does those-
whoops
...he does prilosec commercials?
yeah!
IF YOU GOT HEARTBURN I TELL YOU HWAT
YOU NEED TO GUH
YOU NEED TO GET PRI-LO-SEC
you know what?
GIT ER DUN
that's, shockingly like what it's like
HAHAHAHA
i mean, almost word for word
I EAT RIBS EVER DAY AND I LOVE IT BUT I TELL YOU HWAT ONE MORE thTHING ABOUT WH W HOW MUCH RIBS I EAT A LOT
PRILOSEC
EAT PRILOSEC
eat prilosec? i don't-
CONSUME PRILOSEC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
almost positive he doesn't phrase it like that.
consume prilosec, what is this, they live?
[HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHAHAH]
Obey Prilosec.
BUY! SELL! IT'S A BARE MARKET ON PRI-LO-SEC
THIS IS YER GOD
HEHEHEHE
PRI-LO-SEC IS WHAT YOU WURSHIP
IF- IF YOU- IF YOU GO TO A FOOTBALL... SPORTS GAME, AND YOU RUN OUT OF CHIPS, EAT PRILOSEC.
you know what?
IT'LL BRING YOU JOYy.
that's brilliant. that's a brillian fuckin' thought.