now, here to read my social security number... is a field reporter named after the amount of people i performed oral sex on in one night in 2012.

hello, i'm... 50?

in one-

that can't be right.

there was a party that i went to,

what?

they had parties underneath the supermarket in brooklyn.
...
i guess that's the end of the sentence!

let's say every blowjob took a MINUTE AND A HALF-

they weren't all to completion!

THAT'S- THAT IS-
SEVENTY FIVE MINutes-

such a round, even number? 50?

so when you walk in, you- you- you check your clothes and they write your number on your arm, and then, and then-
anyway, you can see everybody's number, and so-

but y-

you know how many people are there,

you're positive you blew all fifty?

...i'm positive.

oh, he's positive in a lot of things!

did y- did you have water? was there, i mean, fuckin',

yeah, there was a snack bar!

[WHEEZE]